Fox Parties At Sequoia

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To celebrate their 10th anniversary, Fox News Channel partied like it was their birthday Tuesday night at Sequoia. Tons of photos when you click below…


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I know! I was all, ‘Roger, it just has to be ‘Fair and Balanced!’ He was very stubborn about the whole thing…”

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“I’m telling ‘ya: It’s pret-tay impressive…”

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“Oh, I’m sorry Ms. Ailes: We’re you one of FishbowlDC’s Hottest Media Types? Oh that’s right…”

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“Oh, hey, little girl: I call this dance the ‘Foley'”

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“What do you mean, ‘No means No’?”

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“Christ, we can’t take Les Kinsolving anywhere…”

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“Yes, the shirt/hair match was on purpose.”

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“Yeah, I gotta be honest: I’m not sure the goatee look would work for you.”

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“Heads she’s yours. Tails, all mine, baby.”

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“Yup, nope: FNC is totally cool with metrosexuals.”

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“I soaked in it, Madge!”

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Guy on left: “No, I’m not Billy Zane.” Guy on right: “No I’m not Markos Moulitsas”

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Try though he might, the guy behind them really couldn’t squeeze these two together any further.

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“One more version of ‘Shout!’ and I swear I can sweat you a Fox News Channel logo.”

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“Whitney, come on: Off the dance floor.”

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“Ssshh…don’t tell Ailes that three of us lean left.”

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“Do we have other shirts and ties? Yes. Are they nearly as fun? No.”

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Brit Hume was nice enough to break his No Boy Band Photos policy just this once.

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“Oh, there’s Waldo!”

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“I know: Nice, right?”

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“Okay everyone: Say ‘perfectly square face’ on three.”

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Barnes: “Goddamn right I’m not afraid to show off my man gut, Kondracke!”

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“Just pose for the camera and maybe he’ll go away.”

And, finally, the evolution of a failed pick-up:

Phase 1:

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Phase 2:

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Phase 3:

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