Don’t Want To Be A ‘Guru’ Or ‘Ninja’? How About A Czar?

AOL is looking for a “social czar,” which we assume does not mean “someone who is destined to be executed by Bolsheviks” (or even someone destined to be stabbed in the back by his friend Brutus) but rather someone who “eat[s] ambiguity and challenges for lunch,” so says the listing.

The listing seems to be written very enthusiastically, actually, if the lack of punctuation is any indication.

Regardless, you need 7 years of experience, you have at least a bachelor’s-level degree in journalism, communications, or marketing, and “turning a winning phrase feels better than hitting a 300 yard drive.”

Here is the listing.