Cue the “Oops, I did it again” headlines

Oh, Britney.

Will we never, ever learn?

We’re surprised the Sheriff was so interested in the car seat. In Malibu, you don’t get ticketed for having a car seat facing the wrong way. You get a ticket for tanning your kid like he’s a Ballenciaga handbag without any sunblock. How is he ever going to make it as a back-up singer if he looks like Phyllis Diller by the time he’s three?