Chelsea Handler or Some Old Bag–Who Do You Want?

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Jossip outdid itself (and that’s saying something) when offering up some stale gossip about Ted Harbert and his alleged affair with Chelsea Handler . And he greenlit her show! How unfair, how wrong, how (sputter, sputter…)

FBLA thinks this thinking is completely misguided. Let’s evaluate:

Young blonde catches the eye of aging mogul = Charisma.

Young blonde chats up aging mogul = Personality.

Young blonde seduces/is seduced by aging mogul = Sexiness

Young blonde convinces aging mogul that he’s a tiger = Acting.

FBLA’s pretty sure there’s an audience for this. On the other hand, who wants to watch Brett Ratner’s granny?