Chelsea Handler or Some Old Bag–Who Do You Want?

Jossip outdid itself (and that’s saying something) when offering up some stale gossip about Ted Harbert and his alleged affair with Chelsea Handler . And he greenlit her show! How unfair, how wrong, how (sputter, sputter…)

FBLA thinks this thinking is completely misguided. Let’s evaluate:

Young blonde catches the eye of aging mogul = Charisma.

Young blonde chats up aging mogul = Personality.

Young blonde seduces/is seduced by aging mogul = Sexiness

Young blonde convinces aging mogul that he’s a tiger = Acting.

FBLA’s pretty sure there’s an audience for this. On the other hand, who wants to watch Brett Ratner’s granny?