Charlie Sheen Is Definitely Winning

If you thought Charlie Sheen was smug and arrogant before, just imagine what he’ll be like now. Sheen just settled his lawsuit with Warner Bros. and Two and a Half Men co-creator Chuck Lorre for an alleged $25 million. Sheen now gets to move on to his new show Anger Management, where he stands to earn upwards of $2 million per episode. Plus he’ll still be earning syndication money on his old Men episodes.

The only non-winning stipulation of his settlement is that Sheen has to refrain from talking trash about his former boss Lorre.