Caption This

Today we’d like you dear readers to come up with a caption for this photograph of Brendan Kownacki (a high vote getter in our “Biggest Open Barfly” Summer Superlative) and a friend. For those who haven’t chatted with him at the latest party, Kownacki’s self-description is: “Strategist, Publicist, Producer, Commentator, Writer, and Self-Proclaimed Futurist.”

Please send all captions to FishbowlDC@mediabistro.com, to Betsy@mediabistro.com or to FishbowlMatt@gmail.com.We’ll publish the best ones later. Keep it clean (relatively, please).

The Captions (Attribution: Anonymous journalists and an avid Twitter follower)

Mom told me to put some meat on my bones?

(Whatever his name is) seen here at the recent transgendered futurist Socialites of America Society gala

Kownacki proves that pinstripes cannot make everyone look slimmer

L: Before a year at Five Guys.

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