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By Patrick

Things we really didn’t need to know:

  • “Monday I called the sperm bank in California and asked them where I could leave a deposit.

    –Art Buchwald

  • “I don’t know about you, Wolf. When I was in high school, I majored in trying to get my face to clear up, trying to get a driver’s license and trying to lose my virginity”

    –Jack Cafferty (“Situation Room”).

    (Thanks to Hotline)

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