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• The Awl: Usually-host Emily Gould is now the interviewee in this segment of “Cooking the Books.” She discusses her memoir, And the Heart Says Whatever, and makes hangover food. Also, her nails are leopard print.

• Code Organ: Place your URL into this nifty site and it’ll turn it into a song! Fun! Or annoying!

• UnBeige: Do you want to work for the Girl Scouts? We assume they pay in Thin Mints and unrequited girl crushes.

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