A Message From Last Year’s Winner

David Shuster has something to say, y’all, in response to this year’s Hottest Media Types competition and having not made the final cut:

“I know how disappointed George Stephanopolous was to lose last year. So, perhaps my absence this year clears the way for him. However, I’m sure George and a few others would have preferred to join me on the sidelines given that our category has now turned into a ‘rodent look alike’ competition.”