Look! Up in the Sky! It’s a Flying Orange Man With Wieners on His Belt!

Well, sort of.

Oscar Mayer is taking the wraps off Super Hotdogger, a flying all-beef superhero who “stops at nothing to deliver better Oscar Mayer Hot Dogs to the hands of hot dog lovers across America,” according to the company.

Clad in orange spandex and a mirrored-visor helmet, this airborne mascot (vaguely reminiscent of a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger) has a belt equipped with “aerodynamic hot dog carrying cases.” Super Hotdogger’s airborne aptitudes come courtesy of the JetPack strapped to his back. His helmet, meanwhile, boasts a technology that allows Super Hotdogger to zero in on hungry targets.

In that respect, he’ll have his work cut out for him. Oscar Mayer’s superhero makes his public debut today with two flights from Piers 16 and 17 in lower Manhattan, but it’ll take more flights than that to deliver frankfurters to New York City’s 8.5 million residents, who’ll all be getting hungry around the same time.

Good thing that Super Hotdogger’s actual purpose is marketing—specifically, making select appearances with the Weinermobile, which is currently out on its summer tour.

“There’s something iconic and exciting about the sight of a JetPack in flight. The vision is representative of America’s superhero fascination, and we like to think Super Hotdogger is a superhero on par with the classics,” said Oscar Mayer brand manager Matt Riezman. “More people have walked on the moon than have flown in this JetPack technology—so when we were dreaming of ways that we could take our mission of getting better hot dogs to new heights, Super Hotdogger was the answer.” (Riezman added that Super Hotdogger won’t actually be delivering hot dogs, today or any other day, as FAA regulations prohibit it.)

It may well be true that more men have walked on the moon (12, according to CBS News) than have flown around with a JetPack, but even so, the technology isn’t new.

A Bell Aerosystems engineer named Wendell Moore first developed what he called a Small Rocket Lift Device in the late 1950s. Originally designed for use by astronauts on lunar landings (it never was), the jet-equipped backpack quickly became a talisman of postwar science fiction.

It did find a handful of earthbound uses, though none more than crowd-pleasing gimmickry. In the James Bond series, Q built 007 a JetPack, which he employs to get out of a tight spot in the 1965 film Thunderball. Incredibly enough, actor Bob Denver used one in an episode of Gilligan’s Island. And a JetPack routine was part of the opening ceremonies at the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles.

Alas, Super Hotdogger, your superpowers are nothing new. But in terms of drawing attention to nitrate-free, bun-length beef franks? Yours is a stratospheric achievement.