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Would you want to be a Roman the day after the barbarians sacked the city? What a buzz kill.

Imagine walking into the forum baths and finding some hairy monster from the steppes soaking in your favorite spot. Or going to the Coliseum to find the stands filled with small, bowlegged people in evil-smelling animal pelts with blue paint all over their faces.

And instead of Christians, they throw you to the lions.

Imagine an upperclass Brit the day after they let women join the club? Or Pharaoh’s mood the day after he let the Hebrews go?

What does a player do when he or she can no longer subjugate others and get tables in crowded restaurants?

This is why society stinks.









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