Just Asking

Sometimes I’d love to be able to hit them over the head with one of those incredibly smart and eloquent Bill Bernbach quotes, chosen to match the occasion, such as, “Logic and overanalysis can immobilize and sterilize an idea,” or, “Don’t confuse good taste with the absence of taste,” or, “There is practically nothing that is not capable of boring us.” Then I’d button my gray flannel jacket and exit amid awestruck silence.

I’m smarter than I look—stop staring at me.

I’m not afraid to say anything to clients.