Debra Goldman's Consumer Republic

Almost 60 years ago, Japanese bombers came streaking through the sky toward the naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. In a merciless surprise attack, they disabled a significant portion of the American Navy and slaughtered several thousand of her sons, plunging our nation into world war.

Last week, the generation who fought this great fight finally received their cinematic due. The only question was, who will play Colonel Klink?

Oh, you thought I was talking about Pearl Harbor? No, I am referring to the real cinematic apotheosis of the Greatest Generation, the return of Hogan’s Heroes.