Ad of the Day: McDonald's

If it's good enough for marauding aliens, it's good enough for you

Hey there, puny human. Get your fleshy self into gear and over to the nearest McDonald's, stat. If you're late, you might find your jones for a frugal soda will go unquenched. Not because the special deal you saw on TV is going to expire, or anything trite like that. No, you're going to be foiled by a pack of marauding aliens who raided the joint and stole the fountain machine. Seriously. Just try choking down that Big Mac without an ice-cold bucket of high-fructose corn syrup to chug alongside it.