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downloading

Hummers

TiVo

DVRs as advertising’s “Big Bad”

Donny the adman

broadcast radio

Yahoo!

Snoop Dogg the dangerous sex-crazed gangsta

indecency (Janet Jackson)

patronizing irony

Richard Branson

Ed Meyer

jingles in TV spots

Palm Pilots

news anchors

reality TV

60-second commercials

‘shortness of breath’

Kabbalah strings

preppy

Wal-Mart

Blockbuster

Starbucks

celebrity CEOs

carrying a backpack

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne

cola wars

celebrity boxing

players fighting players

mini disc players

Uggs

Powerpuff Girls

saying what’s on your mind

“Think outside the box”

sequels

supermodel spokespeople

Britney Spears

clones

anybody but