Your Job Sucks--The Contest

Employment Opportunity.
Position: Junior Lucky Bastard.
Salary: A little bit better than peanuts.

We will spend the bulk of our lives at work. We will spend more time with our coworkers than with our family. If we’re not careful we will eventually become our job.

But wouldn’t it be nice if we could just get paid for living. No spreadsheets, no expense reports, no more eating at out desks, no more working so late at the office that daylight becomes a distant memory.