White House Soup of the Day

The White House Soup of the Day, as reported by MSNBC’s “The Daily Rundown” is…

Black Bean Chorizo.

“Hey this is one of my favorites that I’ve never tasted at the White House,” remarked a jubilant Chuck Todd to the sounds of “Disco Inferno.” He went all out with the Spanish pronunciation of “Black Bean Choritzzo.” Then he added, “I can just imagine tasting the spicy sauage, the black beans, a dollop of sour cream. It sounds really good, if only they’d let me try it.”