Which Journo Cuts His or Her Own Hair?

It appears we have an Edward Scissorhands in our midst. And apparently he is quite talented (or better stated, talented enough) that he doesn’t look like he has totally destroyed himself. He also hasn’t (yet) pulled a Britney Spears and shaved half his head bald.
Write us with your guesses and we’ll reveal our resident hair stylist later… Send to me at FishbowlBetsy@gmail.com or else write our general mailbox at mediabistro@fishbowldc.com.