The Perfect Place To Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid

As the giblets subside, it’s now safe for us to take on holiday topics, like this one, concerning the house used in the classic A Christmas Story–you know, the one that’s played in a 24-hour Christmas Eve marathon on TBS.

It seems like uber-fan Brian Jones purchased the house used in A Christmas Story and has restored it to the glory of its Ovaltine-drinking era. And starting tomorrow, you’ll be able to take tours of the house, which is located in Cleveland.

Here’s where it starts to get a bit sick, though: the guy has already made