Ted Turner: Unarmed, Mustachioed and Dangerous

Ted Turner's arm

turner.jpgI was just scanning New York Social Diary for any media-types draping themselves on Muffie Potter Aston or Somers Farkas (Farkas? White? Whatever.) and I came across this shot of Ted Turner with his arm in some sort of sling. Now how the hell did that happen? (Did he sprain it from hurling Jane Fonda’s new book against the wall?) The injury presumably occured before Time Warner lost his social security number, so we can rule out throwing punches at TW execs. Oh, wait. Let me check their stock price. Maybe we shouldn’t.

Send your conspiracy theories to fishbowlNY@mediabistro.com.

UPDATE: I’m told he broke it skiing. (That’s far less fun than what I was imagining, but nonetheless…)

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