Michelle Fields Gets a Nude Awakening

You never know what you might find on Washington’s metro. The Daily Caller’s Michelle Fields had an unfortunate run-in earlier this week when she observed a man on her train who had exposed himself. For all the people that bitch about how much better New York is than D.C., they should be worried. We’re catching up! You can’t get on a subway train in New York without having a man expose himself, so we should see this as progress. Fields tweets:

That must be AWFUL! I don’t know how she’s keeping it together in such tough circumstances. Not over the shock that there was a nude man in her presence, but rather that someone besides her was hanging out half-naked in public. Let’s not be too quick to judge. It has been exceptionally balmy out. Maybe he was overheated and needed to “air it all out.”