Media Minutiae: Idol Edition

  • Idol: Spawns requisite conspiracy theories. [WaPo]
  • The L: Goes glossy. [Jossip]
  • It’s All Water Under the Lord of the Anal Ring Toss Now: Stern and CBS settle. [AP]
  • Art Buchwald: “Even though I’m in a hospice, I’m not going to Heaven immediately. My doctor said I could stop over in Martha’s Vineyard on the way.” [WaPo]
  • Oprah: Mother Teresa? [Metro]