Media Minutiae: Cinco De Media Edition

  • Bono-ed!: The U2 singer to guest-edit the Independent, after which he is welcome to guest-edit FishbowlNY for a day. [Guardian]
  • Zucked!: Getting ready for the obligatory media headlines in case NBC programming chief Jeff Zucker, as BusinessWeek reports, succumbs to the mounting pressure on the network.
  • Ballmered!: Microsoft chief executive Steve Ballmer forecasts Americans will read most of their books and periodicals on a digital screen in the next decade. [SmartMoney]
  • Plamed!: Valerie’s book deal could hit seven figures. [NYP]
  • Scottied!: McClellan’s last press briefing, followed by some sort of ghetto Last Supper. [FishbowlDC]