Let The Guessing Game Begin

Wonkette brings to our attention an article — by “Anonymous” (Joe Klein, are you up to your dirty little tricks again?) — in Nerve magazine (“Nerve intends to be more graphic, forthright, and topical than ‘erotica,’ but less blockheadedly masculine than ‘pornography.’)

    When I got divorced a couple of years ago, I was a little like Gollum coming out of the cave, staggering into the sunlight. I’m from New York, but I’ve been working as a journalist in Washington, D.C., since 2000. …

    But there are some people actually having sex besides the foreign correspondents, who are all sleeping with each other, and that’s the Eurabia-trash crowd. I like those parties. …

    But for the most part, people don’t really want to sleep with you. They just want to show you off.

Any guesses on the author? Was it this friend of Maureen Dowd’s?