Happy Thanksgiving


There are only three things that will spring us out of our tryptophan-induced lethargy over the long weekend:

    1.) “Junkyard Dog” decides that Thanksgiving is the time to give thanks indictments.
    2.) Robert Novak goes all Mike Tyson on his return flight.
    3.) Reports surface that Ted Koppel has been staging a sit-in on the Nightline set…refusing to cave to Martin Bashir’s demands of, “Come on, man, it’s time to go.”

So, barring those developments, we’ll be off until Monday.

From our Fishbowl to yours, Good Night, and Good Luck Happy Thanksgiving.

-Garrett and Patrick