Good Actor, Bad Judgement

Haley Joel Osment was charged with misdemeanor drunk driving, it was announced today.

If you’ll recall, we were appalled last month to learn that 1. Osment is 18, 2. That he would be involved in an apparent drunk-driving accident in La Canada Flintridge, of all places and 3. That he drove a Saturn.

No word yet as to which ethnic group Osment slurred upon arrest.