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  • TVNewser: Chris Brown decided at the last minute not to participate in an interview on the “Today” show. This was obviously a gift from Brown to all of us, so thanks Chris, your silence is golden.
  • UnBeige: A store owner covered a Banksy painting, obviously not realizing that hip people everywhere would be appalled.
  • FishbowlLA: Here’s an extensive guide to penis mutilation, just in case you’re into that kind of thing.