For A Brief Second, George Will Considered Crowd Surfing

So columnist and resident life starcher George Will recently delivered a speech at the University of Miami.

Turns out? The College Republicans had planned a rally and “signwaving event” for him, we hear (“YES WE WILL!” signs?”).

Lucky for everyone involved, it got cancelled. The thought of George Will leading a throng of adoring fans in a “Drill, Baby, Drill” chant hurts the brain.