E! Online Gets A Facelift

Like the celebs it covers, E! Online got some work done over the weekend. It’s rude to point out the puffiness and bruises, those will go away when the stitches dissolve. Just look how much sleeker, how much skinnier, how much younger it looks!

We applaud any site that offers more boobs than words on its front page. Plus, the relaunch brings with it the introduction of Marc Malkin’s Planet Gossip, as well as his short-form show on The Vine. Now all E! has to do is permanently ban Paris Hilton from its network, and its new, better look will be complete.