But St. Patrick’s Day is Today

stpatrick.gifLooks like the luck of the Irish struck early for someone.

We could try to investigate this to determine a.) if this is true and b.) who the columnist is, but to be honest: We’re not quite sure how much more time we want to spend thinking about Columnistic Coitus. We might lose our lunch even at the thought of arguments over who has larger column inches.

(thanks to the Fishbowl reader for the tip)