Bob Garfield Gives Dove's "Onslaught" the Ol' One Two Punch

We saw that last “Evolution” ad for Dove just like all six billion of you other people on the planet. And more recently we saw their newest, “Onslaught,” which is sort of the same thing, but tugs on our hearts slightly harder by using a little girl. We didn’t like the first one and we don’t like this one. But we’re not the wordsmiths that Bob Garfield over at AdAge is, so we were waiting for his review.