Ariannaparty:T-minus seven hours and counting

Rumors we’re hearing about tonight’s big Huffington Post / Gawker Media party:

– John Cusack is coming, but Warren Beatty isn’t.

– John Cusack is not coming. Warren Beatty may be coming.

– Nikki Finke will be showing up to apologize for her premature HuffPo bashing.

– Nikki Finke won’t be coming, but Arianna has hired someone to impersonate her.

– There will be a golden ticket hidden in one of the vienna sausages. Whoever finds it gets a tour of the house.

– Vienna sausages will not be served.

Really, we have no idea what to expect.