Ann Coulter Broke Her Jaw

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Page Six is reporting that Ann Coulter’s jaws…we mean jaw is wired shut. Apparently it was broken, by whom we are not sure.

The blogosphere is quaking with an entire 24 hour news cycle of Coulter’s Mouth Too Big to Be Sustainable quips.

We offer that in this post-Palin era we have a new appreciation for a conservative woman who’s not a special needs child. Not a great appreciation. Just a new one. Okay, just one. She’s an agitator…that’s her job. To agitate.

Cough.