T-Mobile hosts world’s most boring orgy


T-Mobile’s
new spokesman, Jimmy, may be a ladies’ man with a nice bathrobe and a
strong grip, but he’s not the best pitchman on Earth. I’ve been poking around
his Hotspot (wow, that sounds inappropriate) for about 15 minutes and I still
don’t get how a Wi-Fi cell phone is better than just using a regular cell phone
with no land line. I’m sure there’s a difference — something about not wasting minutes at home — but Jimmy is too busy channeling this guy to
explain it. Maybe that’s why all the girls and cowboys in his house look so
bored.

—Posted by David Kiefaber

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