When it comes to dinner, your kid might as well be a terrorist, says an amusing new ad from Heinz.
A crisis negotiator offers tips on how to de-escalate the situation after a young menace discovers there’s no ketchup left to go with his chicken nuggets in the chuckle-worthy 1:15 spot, created by Taxi.
Jack Cambria, formerly of the NYPD, opens the ad with an ominous reality-style overture. “I’m here to help in case you find yourself in a tough spot,” he says.
The camera cuts to a mom, dad and their little boy, all sitting down for a meal. The kid squeezes the Heinz ketchup bottle furiously, grasping at those last drops of tomato hope. But peaceful family time is not in the cards.
Instead, Junior is staring daggers at his father, and Mom realizes in horror what’s coming.
Cambria interjects with useful pointers, as Dad tries valiantly to come to terms with his son. His efforts are, of course, futile.
In the end, the only real way out of the trap is to avoid it in the first place, by always keeping a backup bottle on hand, the expert concludes.
To support the campaign, there’s even an emergency 24-hour hotline at 1-844-HEINZ11 (get it?), which parents can call for a phone tree narrated by Cambria, who offers more tips for those tough times like when their children won’t “stop saying [beep]” or “get off their smartphone device.”
Kid wants to lie on the ground and won’t get up? “Press 7” and “seek voluntarily compliance,” says Cambria. “The last thing you want to do is to look like a mad person screaming in a mall parking lot or airport terminal about how they’d better … ‘or else.’ That’s a game no one wins.”
Overall, it’s an insightful little conceit, if a little reminiscent of Dove “Sketches,” and well executed from the writing to the acting (including Cambria’s unmistakably local accent and everyman style). Sure, the metaphor is a little campy, but it’s aimed right at the target—parents loading up the shopping cart—and it understands their daily struggles.
“We know your own offspring is holding you hostage,” says the subtext, in a cooing voice. “We can help make it a little easier day by day.”
In fact, the most disturbing aspect of the ad is just a reflection of the horrifying consumer society it’s addressing, where food is perceived as so obscenely abundant that a kid tossing it on the floor because it’s missing a condiment comes across as funny, rather than sad.
CREDITS
Client: Kraft Heinz Company
Vice President of Marketing: Jennifer Healy
Marketing Director: Nicole Kulwicki
Brand Manager: Dalia Adler
Senior Associate Brand Manager: Shelly Porter
Advertising Agency: Taxi Inc.
Executive Creative Director: Damion Sammarco
Creative Director: Andrew DiPeri
Creative Director: Duc Nguyen
Head of Production : Dominic Ferro
Executive Producer: Sasha Stollman
President: David Jenkins
Group Account Director: Kate Horne
Account Manager: Andre De Sylva
Production Company: O Positive
Post/Editorial: Mackenzie Cutler
Director: Kenny Herzog
Editor: Mike Rizzo
Audio Mixing/Sound Engineer: Sam Shaffer
