Tanning Salon

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While waiting in line at a fast-food restaurant, a man starts taking off his clothes. In only his boxers, he climbs onto the counter, lays down under the heat lamps, places pickle slices over his eyes and squirts oil on his stomach. The new Yellowpages.com could have helped him find a real tanning salon.

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