Your cat loathes you, say spots is definitely on to something with its latest ads from Knarf in New York. If you're an anti-social shut-in, being told that your cat will kill himself if you don't leave the house more often might actually light a fire under you. These ads might also inspire the weirdos who create Meetup groups to actually follow through with them. Tough love all around! See other ads here and here. Just don't give your cat spicy food if you're ordering takeout. Not if you're the one on litter-box duty, anyway.

—Posted by David Kiefaber