Take the stairway to heaven with Payless

It looks like Payless has the right shoes for any mysterious escalator trip, whether your final destination is a blinding white light or some indeterminate point in the sky. Hopefully they’re equipped with tough soles and heels so you can stomp on whoever’s playing that grating background music without undue wear and tear. Seriously, that song is awful. They should replace it with this one.

—Posted by David Kiefaber