The new Snickers campaign has been begging for some parody ads, and damn it, Slinky Redfoot has beaten the rest of us fatasses to the punch. “Nugatabetes” is a favorite, as it picks up the actual campaign’s fondness for medical suffixes (e.g., “ectomy”). See a few more executions over at Slinky’s Brandspankin Web site. We might as well throw it open to our very talented readers: Leave you best Snickersism in comments, and we’ll give the winner … an AdFreak mug. If we ever start making AdFreak mugs.