Some advice for Ken upon his coming makeover

Pity sad, divorced Ken. After more than a year spent eating cold pizza and staring at the beige walls of his transitional singles housing unit, he’s desperate to be back in Barbie’s arms, dream house and pink Corvette. So, he’s getting a makeover. (Yes, we’ve always felt he was a bit of a user—with the exception of a brief stint as a soldier in the 60’s and a short-lived medical career in the ’90s, Ken seems to have spent most of his time skiing, surfing and playing tennis.)