Showtime's definition of a year's worth of ice cream may not be yours

Although ice cream season seems like it should be summer, the Showtime network has a new promotion that would work any time of year: free Haagen-Dazs for a year when you subscribe, starting in October. Unfortunately a years’ worth of ice cream to Showtime is just 12 pints, or one pint a month. In normal households, this definition might fit,  but not those with roommates supposedly on a diet who have a pint-a-day habit or whose stoned