Scotch’s best gift-wrapper is ... a man?

Back in the early ’90s, my sister, artist/actress Alie Ward, was envied for her superior gift-wrapping skills. In fact, she wanted one of those Christmas jobs at Macy’s where young women gift-wrap purchases all day. To her, that was bliss. It’s not really sexist to notice that those jobs go mainly to women. It’s the same at home, where boyfriends/husbands generally can’t wrap a book without making it look like the work of a blind kindergartener.