Now back to the Cuervo guys in the studio

Cuervo has a new Web site, Cuervo Season, that parodies SportsCenter, with two doofuses sitting around talking about partying as though it were a professional sport. The guys promise to go over “all the X’s and O’s that go into having the perfect Cuervo season.” That means games, drink recipes, rules and equipment for sloshing back tequila—almost too much stuff. Which is why, dumb as it is, the best part might be the idle banter of the hosts—along with the occasional downing of shots or frozen margaritas—as they wait for you to make a selection.