Men are simple creatures. And proud of it.

After being lectured at length by JC Penney's "Beware of the Doghouse" video, we men could use a bit of empowerment these days. Stepping forward to remind us of our simple blessings is Goldstar, an Israeli beer that uses the tagline, "Thank God you're a man." Comparing the sexes in the areas of romance, wardrobe and urination, these flow charts were created by McCann Erickson Tel Aviv and posted over pub urinals. It's no toilet soccer, but it's still pretty sharp.

—Posted by David Griner