Maybe she’s renovating the master bath

This typically graphic PETA ad makes me want to start using a litterbox, just so I can swear off it forever. She didn’t even wipe! Like anyone rich enough to buy a big fur coat would neglect basic hygiene—or fail to cover up her waste in order not to attract prey. Can’t PETA just go back to attention whoring with naked women? At least that graceless shock activism is easier on the eyes.

—Posted by David Kiefaber