Man With Smallest Penis Will Win an iPhone in Website’s Contest

Danish erotica site offers consolation prize

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The iPhone makes up for all sorts of inadequacies, and now in Denmark, it will help one minimally endowed man feel a little better. In one of the strangest Web contests ever, a Danish erotica site is promising an iPhone to whichever entrant has the smallest penis, as judged by submitted photos. "So far we have received six to seven images which are posted, but we have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the Web," owner Morten Fabricius tells AFP. "Everything has to be bigger, and bigger, and bigger. It's incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are." He added: "It's a competition which is weird and funny and almost too much. It's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one." Just be happy with the iPhone 5's bigger screen. Via Salon.

@nudd Tim Nudd is a former creative editor of Adweek.