The lesser Doritos flavor must be destroyed

Frito-Lay Canada needs an ending for its new Doritos commercial. The scenario is already set—there are two new flavors, Onion Rings N’ Ketchup and Buffalo Wings N’ Ranch. But the disturbing, Tim Burton-y “Flavour Master” has ruled that only one may survive. It’s up to you, Canadian resident, to write how the other flavor will be destroyed. If you offer the best ending, you’ll receive $25,000 Canadian, they’ll shoot your scenario, give you 1 percent of future sales and literally destroy all remaining packages of the other flavor.