KFC to 'Double Down' on college girls' butts

If you're a cash-strapped college woman who wouldn't mind having the words "Double Down" written across your buttocks, here's good news: KFC might have a job for you. The chicken chain says it hopes to use assvertising to "tempt fellow students" into trying the fried-meat monstrosity that only a frat boy or freshman could love. "On select college campuses," the press release says, "female undergraduates will sport KFC Double Down branded sweatpants to encourage students to try the unique bun-less sandwich."