Infographic: Your Guide to Having a One-Night Stand at SXSW

All the tools you'll need to score

Are you in Austin this week mostly just to bag a few one-night stands? Luckily, ad agency Mistress has come up with the ultimate guide to casual sex at the festival. (This is quite fitting, given the agency's Ashley Madison-ish name.)

Whatever your preferred meaningless-intercourse partner—the millennial marketer, the teen CEO, the lifehacker, the "Christian Grey venture capitalist," the cause marketer—this infographic will teach you how to seek them out, and find their weak spots.

They've even included the sessions each of them are likely to attend.

Have at it, you filthy dogs.

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