Happy freaky Valentine’s Day from Zune

Here’s a timely and trippy new love-themed Microsoft Zune video, a kind of PG-13 "Jack and the Beanstalk," in which little chuckling furry creatures climb a giant veggie-pole to the heavens, where they cry ruby tears, shoot silver stones and red hearts out of their mouths, and rub each other suggestively. If this doesn’t want make you want to buy an MP3 player, then you have a heart of stone. Created by 72andSunny. Via Advertolog. UPDATE: In related news, here’s a perfect Valentine’s Day job opportunity: Submit your wittiest one-liner for a chance to work as a copywriter at a candy company, writing lines for “conversation hearts.”

—Posted by Tim Nudd